Friday Cheese: Cover me while I suck out loud July 15, 2011

Hey, you know what's great? That song! You know - THAT SONG! Remember how we used to totally dig on it in high school and it seemed really cool and amazing? How we loved to dance to it, and when we listened to it at night in our rooms, it made us think of impossibly huge things and ideas that were just on the cusp of our burgeoning adult understanding? 

Yeah, you remember those songs, and how breathtakingly perfect they were? 

How could we make them suck? Oh I know, we can do shitty techno covers!

NO MISTER OAKENFOLD THAT'S A BAD MISTER OAKENFOLD! GET DOWN FROM THERE! GET OFF OF THAT SEQUENCER! YOU DON'T BELONG THERE! DON'T MAKE ME GET THE GARDEN HOSE! BAD MISTER OAKENFOLD! VERY BAD, BAD MISTER OAKENFOLD!