Friday Cheese: Hey, UK? Fuck you. June 3, 2011

That's right, YOU HEARD ME. Because when it comes to television, you fuckers gave us SIMON COWELL, and then you bogarted this for a goddamn TV show: 

Okay, to be fair... you gave us Doctor Who as well, and when it comes to entertainment, we did let Michael Bay run around with a diaper full of CGI shit in 3D. But still... man...