"Holland's Nazi Lust Torturers!" January 27, 2012

There are so many hilarious things about this picture:

1)      I can accept that being strapped to a windmill and spun around is torture, but how is this lustful?

2)      These are NAZI LUST TORTURERS. Really? That’s your uniform and insignia?

3)      You have many objects of sexual lust at your artistic disposal, and you’re going with a windmill in HOLLAND. That’s your “Escape to an exotic paradise”. How, exactly, does one go about getting kinked into a windmill fetish?

4)      Is she? Let me ask my wife. (Hint, the answer is NO)

5)      WHAT BIZARRE FATHERHOOD RACKET?

Thanks to googling “bizarre fatherhood racket exposed”, I’ve found more pics – and a copy for sale on eBay, no less…

God dammit, I love the internet. I really do.