I am warning you right now, that this is filthy in more ways than one October 20, 2010

Seriously. I’m warning you at the outset here that this is a story that is both about sex, and is utterly disgusting. In fact, I’m just going to lift the author’s warning and place it right here:

I can't be serious ALL the time, it's just no fun.  I think part of getting people to accept fetishism as being a perfectly normal thing to involve oneself in, is to bring a sense of humour into it, where at all possible.

Do not eat, or drink whilst reading this.  Put it down, now. 

I mean it.

If you have no issues with explicit stories about sex, and if you can find humor in the disgusting, then proceed to an epic story that is epic. If that’s not for you, here is an adorable puppy: