Okay, so here's the setup: You've been off in India for the last 6 months. You walk into the front door, and head into your room in the flat. You find a DVD from your flatmates, telling you to load it up and press play. And... this is what you see: 

Warning: NSFW mooning at 1:30, and audio has intermittent NSFW. But put some headphones on, this is going to make you happy.