Possibly the best headline you'll read all day... July 2, 2010

(unless Rush Limbaugh is found in a secret love nest with the cast of the Jersey Shore, which came to light after they were rent apart by wolves)

Man dressed as leprechaun makes mischief at Boulder King Soopers.

By Erica MeltzerCamera Staff Writer

Posted: 06/30/2010 01:03:00 PM MDT

Boulder police responded to a report of man dressed as a leprechaun in the parking lot of King Soopers at 30th Street and Arapahoe Avenue around 1 p.m. Wednesday.

Boulder police Sgt. Fred Gerhardt said police received a call saying there was a man dressed as a leprechaun jumping in and out from between cars. He was pretending to shoot at people with his fingers and may have made obscene gestures, as well.

"I think that's why they called us," Gerhardt said. "He was acting bizarre."

But officers were unable to locate anybody matching the description of the leprechaun.

Gerhardt said this was the first time Boulder police have received a complaint about a leprechaun, and the man is not someone known to police.

THANKS MISTER SCOOPS!