"This is a Real Product.... Not a Joke!" April 30, 2010

And here’s the part that kills me:

Really? Wedings? “Welcome to your life of wedded bliss… Also, my new daughter in law confided in me that you fart like a dairy cow all night long, so we figured this would be the gift to set you on your path together”. Anniversaries? Well, as long as you’re on embarrassing physical problems, why not make it a two-fer with a vaccu-jack? And Birthdays? Can’t you just imagine tearing open presents in front of all of your friends and seeing this?

I dunno – maybe it’s a great blanket for dumping the body. There’s a bullet-point for their website.